How to identify a software engineer

 

How to identify a Software engineer

1.       He/She never bargains... No wonder things have become so costly!

2.       When a cab/bus passes by and you see all the commuters in it are sleeping like they haven't slept for years...

3.       Dilbert or Calvin is their favorite cartoon...

4.       Words like issues, tracker, raising requests, buzz/ping, compile, delete [unlike erase or rub it off], onsite [n not abroad is what 'foreign land' is called] are the ones that would be used by 'default'...

5.       Weekends are holy words... they are like a salvation one seeks for...

6.        "Wazzzup", "Hows life?", are few obvious questions one will be greeted with which would be immediately followed by "how's work?"

7.       Salaries, work etc are always better or in good shape in other companies than the one he/she is currently in...

8.       They don't send or take things... they always forward them!

9.       Drinking coffee is the most pleasurable thing they think they do in the entire day...

10.   They seek a search engine in just almost everything they do... When I forget where I have kept my things at home the first thing that comes to my mind is "I wish there was a Google search for my room" J

11.   Mondays are always blue...

12.   All of them will have a dream to do something in life and that something would never be what they are doing right now...

 

Right to Emergency Care - India

 

Right to Emergency Care:

The Supreme Court has ruled that all injured persons especially in the case of road traffic accidents, assaults, etc., when brought to a hospital / medical centre, have to be offered first aid, stabilized and shifted to a higher centre / government centre if required. It is only after this that the hospital can demand payment or complete police formalities. In case you are a bystander and wish to help someone in an accident, please go ahead and do so. Your responsibility ends as soon as you leave the person at the hospital. The hospital bears the responsibility of informing the police, first aid, etc.

Please do inform your family and friends about these basic rights so that we all know what to expect and what to do in the hour of need.

 

 

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Black google - Save Energy

 

Ever thought that even the web search that we do costs the environment!!!! It does…..have a read Blackle -- Heard of this…..?

Blackle is nothing but a black version of google.

 

"A few months ago, TreeHugger Mark Ontkush wrote a post on his blog EcoIron titled Black Google Would Save 750 megawatt-hours a Year. The post lays out the following train of thought. "An all white web page uses about 74 watts to display, while an all black page uses only 59 watts." Google, which has a white background and gets about "200 million queries a day" could reduce global energy use by 750 Megawatt-hours a year by simply changing the color of itshomepage to black.

In response to this post a black version of Google emerged called Blackle.com. According to Blackle's homepage at publication time, 4,408.917 Watt hours have been saved by. Nice ideas.

 

Start saving energy one search at a time. : Blackle.com instead of google.com

So here's your site: http://blackle.com/

 

 

Hyderabadi..Its all in attitude....

 

Recruitment at Microsoft

 

Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for
Microsoft Europe. 5000 candidates assembled in a large room. One
candidate is Vella Reddy an Indian (Hyderabadi) guy.

Bill Gates thanks all the candidates for coming and asks those who do
not know JAVA program to leave.2000 people leave the room. Reddy says to
himself, 'I do not know JAVA but I have nothing to lose if I stay. I'll
give it a try'

Bill Gates asks the candidates who never had experience of managing more
than 100 people to leave. 2000 people leave the room. Reddy says to
himself ' I never managed anybody by myself but I have nothing to lose
if I stay.
What can happen to me?' So he stays.

Then Bill Gates asks candidates who do not have management diplomas to
leave. 500 people leave the room. Reddy says to himself, 'I left school
at
15 but what have I got to lose?' So he stays in the room.

Lastly, Bill Gates asks the candidates who do not speak Serbo - Croat to
leave. 498 people leave the room. Reddy says to himself, ' I do not
speak one word of Serbo - Croat but what do I have to lose?' So he stays
and finds himself with one other candidate. Everyone else has gone.

Bill Gates joins them and says 'Apparently you are the only two
candidates who speak Serbo - Croat, so I'd now like to hear you have a
conversation together in that language.'

Calmly, Reddy turns to the other candidate and says 'elaa vunnavu babu'
The other candidate answers 'baguunanu babu'.

 

 

Never undervalue the manufacturing industries

 

At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated,

"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25.00 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon."

In response to Bill's comments, General Motors issued a press release Stating:
"If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics (and I just love this part, esp. 7th point and 10'th point):

1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash twice a day.
2. Every time they repainted the lines in the road, you would have to buy a new car.
3. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason. You would have to pull to the side of the road, close all of the windows, shut off the car, restart it, and reopen the windows before you could continue. For some reason you would simply accept this.

4. Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to reinstall the engine.

5. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was reliable, five times as fast and twice as easy to drive - but would ! run on only five percent of the roads.

6. The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning lights would all be replaced by a single "This Car Has Performed an Illegal Operation" warning light.

7. The airbag system would ask "Are you sure?" before deploying.
8. Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key and grabbed hold of the radio antenna.

9. Every time a new car was introduced car buyers would have to learn how to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car.

10. You'd have to press the "Start" button to turn the engine off. "
Never undervalue the manufacturing & automobile industries

 

 

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Ways to Reduce Stress

100 Ways to Reduce Stress

1.      Getup 15 minutes earlier

2.      Prepare for the morning the night before

3.      Avoid tight-fitting clothes.

4.      Don't rely on your memory

5.      Practice preventative maintenance

6.      Make duplicate keys and store them where you can get to them

7.      Say no more often

8.      Set priorities in your life

9.      Avoid negative people

10. Use your time wisely

11. Simplify everything you can

12. Make copies of important papers and store them where you'll be able to find them

13. repair anything that doesn't work properly

14. Ask for help

15. Chunk down big jobs into little ones

16. View problems as challenges

17. Look at challenges as opportunities

18. Unclutter your life.

19. Smile

20. Be prepared for rain

21. Laugh at something

22. Pet a dog or cat

23. Don't try to know all the answers

24. Look for the silver lining

25. Say something nice to someone

26. Teach a kid to fly a kite

27. Walk in the rain

28. Schedule some time each day to play.

29. Take a long shower or a bubble bath

30. Be Conscious of the decisions you make

31. Believe in yourself

32. Stop beating yourself up

33. Stop saying negative things to yourself.

34. Visualize yourself winning

35. Develop your sense of humor

36. Stop thinking that tomorrow will be a better day

37. Set goals for yourself.

38. Say hello to a stranger

39. Ask a friend for a hug

40. Give a friend a hug.

41. Look at the stars

42. Breathe slowly

43. Learn to whistle

44. Listen to some music you've never heard before

45. Watch a ballet

46. Read something

47. Do something new.

48. Stop a bad habit.

49. Buy yourself a flower

50. Smell the flower

51. Find support from others

52. Give support to others

53. Do it today.

54. Work at being cheerful and optimistic

55. Put safety first.

56. Do everything you do in moderation.

57. Pay attention to your appearance

58. Strive for excellence, not perfection

59. Stretch your limits a little each day

60. Look at a painting or a sculpture

61. Hum a song.

62. Eat nutritiously

63. Plant a tree

64. Feed a bird

65. Practice grace under pressure

66. Stand up and stretch

67. Have a "plan B"

68. Draw a picture

69. Buy some crayons and color

70. Learn a joke.

71. Be responsible for your feelings

72. Meet your own needs.

73. Know you limitations and let others know them, too.

74. Throw a paper airplane

75. Exercise

76. Learn the words to a song

77. Get to work early

78. clean out one closet or one drawer

79. Go on a picnic

80. Take a different route to work

81. Put an air freshener in your car

82. Watch a movie

83. Eat some popcorn while you watch a movie.

84. Write a note to someone you haven't heard from in a while

85. Take a walk.

86. Go to a ball game and scream

87. Eat a meal by candle light.

88. Recognize the importance of unconditional love.

89. Remember that stress is an attitude.

90. Keep a journal

91. Practice a smile

92. Remember that there are always options

93. Develop a support system

94. Quit trying to "fix" people.

95. Get enough sleep

96. Talk less

97. Listen more

98. Praise others

99.       Stop counting things.

 

 

Share Movies/Pictures/Thoughts/Memories of SSSIST.....

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Simple steps to Post in Gang's Message Board:-

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2. The mail ID you have given at the time of registration will be treated as your access point to the College Gang Message Board/Blog.

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4. To post a message/article send the mail to nitinguru.collegegang@blogger.com from the mail ID you have used to register in Guru Gang.

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